The dawn of a new era...

Change is the only thing that is permanent...wow!! what a statement..i guess i can call it an oxymoron...i had a blog once upon a time but jus like everything else, all things bright and beautiful must come to an end i guess and thats exactly what happened to it too...it just died away...and so here i am-with a new address on this world wide web, www as it is fondly called and the internet as i call it. i hope to be able to keep up with the pace with which the world turns round on its head, shit-my 8th geography teacher will screw me for this, on its axis which is tilted at some bla-bla angle to the vertical and so we have seasons and so on and on.....man, that was the worest thing i ever mugged in my life.

coming to seasons, the song that comes to mind is "seasons in the sun" by westlife..one decent song by a decent group. but then every other idiot i meet says the group is crap and i have even stumbled across sites that say the same stuff...i cant stand it anymore..when i play any westlife song in the new pseud hostel comp room, every other face turns to look at me as if saying "are you from gult land or what?" including that bloody gult playing that shitty gult song...i will have my revenge one day or the other on all these idiots...

ahh...hostel comp room...what an innovation in the history of IITM-the CRC building pales in comparison to it. its the best thing thats happened since i have arrived here...1GB RAM, 3.2 GHz, 40GB, DVD Drive, CD Writer, Flatscreen...what more can i ask for? ya, i asked for free internet and lo and behold, i got it done. (hehe..) i am ready to vacate my room and stay all day long here jus leave it for grub and other essentialities-should i explicitly state them?(and i have changed my opinion about bathing after coming to IIT-its no more among the essential things)

quizzes are coming up next week..the first one this sem. and they are turning into a real real MAHAPITHA..what do i mean by turning? they have always been one except for max-muggus like my stupid roomie, rohit aka 27 aka semen..oh, ya whats my name? its Gigolo and that explains "The G", if you havent figured it out by now. funda? no fundas here..only fart, and thats why this is "The Fart Lair"..now, back to quizzes. whats the point i say? we mug something, go and write something in some sheet of white paper for one hour and then wait for the results to come as if our whole lives depend on it..the concept is just too poor. i am trying hard wracking my brains to find an alternative for it, if not a suitable one..lets see if i can come up with anything worthwhile.

i guess i can go on putting fart like this(what? you dint think this was fart? great!! mail me and we shall become friends.)