IITM mailing lists..

here we are..at one of the premium institutions in the country..and with the power of computers and internet at our disposal..and this is how we misuse it..

a few mailing lists were created by those in power to cater to the good of everyone who wanted to make important announcements or to send across messages to a select group of students..and this year's freshies have time and again proven that they are the studdest of 'em all..a few glimpses at the kind of mails received in the main mailing list (no, i am not giving you the mail id so that you too could get the chance to spam it)..

First this mail was sent by a kind soul requesting everyone not to use the lists for announcing stuff they lost...

contents of the mail

Hi everybody,
Quite a few of us seem bent upon making this email facility into a lost
and found forum. It makes sense if the item is of critical value like an
interview call letter. However spamming junta over articles ranging from
jewelery to umbrellas is I think a gross misuse. These articles if present
with a student ( in his\her hostel) rather than with the security, itself
should suggest a thin likelyhood of them making way to their rightful
owner.
Please do give some thought over this issue, for I believe it is just a
matter of time before some other enterprising person decide to share his
jokes and other interesting stuff with us all in this facility.
We could probably use the eboard as a place for posting these issues.
Junta please give it a thought.
Finally please dont reply to this mail!
regards


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This mail was dated October 26 when the mailing lists were still in their infancy stage and were in use for only around 2 weeks or so i think...and following this, i guess junta, esepecially the f&^#$ing freshies decided that they must show their might and studness...and thus followed a slew of absolute s#*t.

Mail 1:-

from:CS05B011@iitm.ac.in

Subject:Pouch lost.....-- CRC301

Contents:
Hi everyone,
I lost my pouch on monday 24th Oct. during quizII in CRC 301.
If any one had found it, please mail me back i'll collect it from you.

Thank You,
Naren

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Mail 2:-

From:ee03b111@iitm.ac.in

Subject:lost purple coloured umbrella

Contents:
Hi everyone,

I have lost my umbrella (purpled coloured, push up type) at CLT at
10.30 AM after the ITC PPT. If you find it, do please mail me about it
so that I can collect it.

Thanks in advance,

shoaib.

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Mail 3:

From:mm05b014@iitm.ac.in

Subject:lost my keys

Contents:
my name is hemanth(ataani)....ihave lost my keys on 22nd(saturday) at
dhaba express....it has 4 keys....&the keychain has my name and
address(274c,ganga)written on it...finders please send an sms to the
no.given below
9840478125
i will come and collect them from u.

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Mail 4:

From:omprakash@iitm.ac.in

Subject:Lost my keys today-reg.

Contents:
Dear All,

I have lost my keys ring today. If any one found please give to Krishna
Hostel security/to me, Om Prakash, # 2037, Krishna Hostel, Cell no.:
9884304852.

I would be thankfull to you.

Sincerely,
Om Prakash

(This one requires special attention..he writes as if his is the only key that could be lost..and if someone finds a key, it can only be his..no identification, no place where it was lost, no nothing..and great english too...i dont want you to be thankfull to anyone)
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Mail 5:

From:ee05s013@ee.iitm.ac.in

Subject:confirmed ticket for nagpur available

Contents:
hi friends

I have a confirmed ticket from chennai-nagpur on 28th October(tomorrow)
GT Express 1630Hrs. If anybody needs the ticket, contact 09884217052, Room no-301
Cauvery.

Regards
Vivek

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Mail 6:

From:ee04d006@ee.iitm.ac.in

Subject:lost purse with keys,ID card

Contents:
Hai,
I lost my dark-red colour woolen purse with IDcard, keys (room key,vehicle
key, cycle key) and cash in ESB127 on wednesday(19th oct) at 11.00AM.
Finders please return.
sorry for spamming
thanks
saritha
2257 5409
2257 5410

(Who said women are smarter than men? and look at the one but last line...Sorry for spamming)
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Mail 7:

From:rahulbhatta@iitm.ac.in

Subject:Lost Calculator Casio 350 MS

Contents:
Hi

Please take patience to read it.

I have lost a Calculator 350 MS Casio.
It had white marks on the front and the back made with correction ink.
I have lost it in the BSB premises during Quiz II.
If Found please return to
Rahul Bhatta
324 Alakananda Hostel
9840229618
rahulbhatta@iitm.ac.in

Thank You.

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Mail 8: The worest of them all

From:ce05b017@iitm.ac.in

Subject:Regarding ID110 project team

Contents:
hai all,

i didn't form group for ID110 project. so if anybody is there
without forming group, can join me . mail me asap.....

by
k.divakar,
ce05b017,
135,saraswathi

(i took the time to properly bash this guy and sent a proper reply.)

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Mail 9:

From:ce05b031@iitm.ac.in

Subject:lost my cs110 notebook

Contents:
i have lost my cs110 notes during my cs lab. anyone having it plz contact
with me.

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Mail 10:

From:mm05b036@iitm.ac.in

Subject:search for ee01b124@ee01b123

Contents:
If anybody know the hostel and room number of following 2 persons please
reply me soon.
1.EE01B124, Chetan Srinivas
2.ee01b123,shashank.v.maiya[homoboy]
thanks in advance
SENDER: sourabh@iitm.ac.in

[for APPROVING PERSON:
if person who approve messeges is watching this messege after this thrushday
it is adviced to u that reject this messege because its no use after that]

(what the ?!? cant this guy use the mail iitm site search facility or go to the elec department website that has lists of all junta?)
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Mail 11:

From:muds_agrl@iitm.ac.in

Subject:i have lost my PHY101 notebook

Contents:
i,
i have lost my phy101 notebook some where i don't remmember.
my name and rool no. was written over it.
so if u find it, plz return it to me or just contact me .
thanx,

MUDIT KUMAR
MM05B011
METALLURGY AND MATERIAL ENGG.

CELL NO. - 9884364293

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Mail 12:

From:me05b041@iitm.ac.in

Subject:hi plez READ and infrom if any one found i card

Contents:
i lost my identity card some where around crc or cen lib. or near by
saraswahti hostel. if anyine found plez plez return to me ..
i am
rajesh gupta( 1^st year)
ROLL NO. -- ME05B041
mechanical branch
room no. --155
saraswathi hostel.
or just send mail. -- rajoo_iitm@yahoo.co.in
--me05b041@iitm.ac.in
SURELY HAZAR TREAT...
THANKS INFINITE TIME ...

(what? this guy is trying to do an einstein eh? infinite time??
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From:cs05b028@iitm.ac.in

Subject:lost raincoat

Contents:
i hve lost a chocolate coloured medium sized raincoat of duckback last
week in crc205. i lost it during sencond slot. may be found by someone
attending class in the same room in third slot. its a dear one to me. who
ever finds it please contact on 9884304773. treats ensured!

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And thats all till now folks!! Want more? just open your smail inbox for all this..it will delivered unfailingly on a daily basis...

DISCLAIMER: All characters, roll numbers and names in this post are true to the best of my knowledge. You, the knowledgeable reader, are highly encouraged to take any of the above spammers to task in case you ever chance to meet them..(a small note:i think many of these gib freshies are from saras..so saras guys, come on..)

(This post proves in entirety the level of joblessness that i am under even though the end sems are just a week away..)